Evil cat strikes again

[la_marquise]

Iskander, in his infinite wisdom, decided that he did not need to come in last night, leading to great anxiety and stress in his slaves. He deigned to return about ten minutes ago, with a nonchalant swagger and an air of consummate satisfaction.
His slaves are considering having nervous breakdowns.

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The suspicion is, indeed, that Ish spent the night in someone's garden shed, as he is incurably nosy.
Wong! is a splendid boy, but he is somewhat lacking in common sense... Do give him a cuddle from me (and the Boofer, too).

[purpletigron.livejournal.com]

Wong! is a daft as a bat, which is just what he looks like when he dangles upside down over the side of the bed and looks up at you ...

Boof! found a comfy sofa to sleep on in the garage of our neighbour, and delicately defecated in the opposite corner for two days, and was ravenous but unapologetic when we found him!

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Someone had Horus shut in their shed for nine days once. Given he craps profusely when scared, we hate to think what they found once he was let out...