you have nothing to complain about. My human did not go to bed till three in the morning, and then slept till ten. Needless to say, there was an absence of cuddling and -- even worse -- breakfast was FOUR HOURS LATE.
One tissue? you are clearly losing your touch. I left a medical bill that the human wanted to send for moneys in shreds all over the floor.
I suggest having a re-think and working just a bit harder. I find rapidly pawing the duvet next to the human heads is a Good Thing. Also, if you can hold your breath long enough, you can try to chew her hair. This will perhaps encourage her to leave the Smelly Stuffs alone.
Please continue to frighten the boys. My human has said many nice things about you, but for some reason she likes the stupid soppy daft fat cat, and she also thinks that stupid Horus is special. She does not understand about stupid boys.
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you have nothing to complain about. My human did not go to bed till three in the morning, and then slept till ten. Needless to say, there was an absence of cuddling and -- even worse -- breakfast was FOUR HOURS LATE.
One tissue? you are clearly losing your touch. I left a medical bill that the human wanted to send for moneys in shreds all over the floor.
I suggest having a re-think and working just a bit harder. I find rapidly pawing the duvet next to the human heads is a Good Thing. Also, if you can hold your breath long enough, you can try to chew her hair. This will perhaps encourage her to leave the Smelly Stuffs alone.
Please continue to frighten the boys. My human has said many nice things about you, but for some reason she likes the stupid soppy daft fat cat, and she also thinks that stupid Horus is special. She does not understand about stupid boys.
All best in solidarity,
Rose