I suspect I'm married to a zombie . The gym equipment doesn't record any life signs,so he is clearly undead.

He has been seen to lurch (particularly in the evenings when leaving the Blue).

Bits of him keep dropping off or breaking , although he claims this is due to old footballing injuries.

He is clearly comfortable with the zombie world and devotes endless hours to watching his zombie friends on film.

Weekends are spent in search of new brains to feed to his quiz league .

He is out in London tonight with his fellow quiz league zombies so be careful out there ...