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la_marquise ([personal profile] la_marquise) wrote2012-02-09 09:35 pm
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Mid-week, with snowflakes

We had some mild excitement on Saturday. The marquis and I, with others, had been out at a friend's house for a gaming session (Aftermath, for them as likes to know what system), and, while we were playing, it started to snow.
This happens. Snow is, as we know, a natural phenomenon. All over the world, countries are snowed on and people say, oh, it's snowing, and get on with their lives.
Apart, of course, from the British. We never learn. It snows almost every winter. And, almost every winter, the entire country goes completely insane with panic. OMG white stuff! On the roads! It's white! It's, like, on the roads (and the rails and the runways). Every single year without fail, the country slithers and gibbers its way to a halt.
So there we were, at J's house, 5 miles outside Cambridge, with three inches of snow and more falling and, to be fair, some side wind.
At this point, it is unavoidable that I sound slightly smug. I apologise, but, as I said, unavoidable. Y'see, I spent several years living and working and driving in Wales. It snows in Wales. There are mountains -- actual mountains, as opposed to the local variant (in Cambridgeshire dialect, 'hill' means a slight dip. It also means a hill, which is confusing, but never in reference to the same geographical feature). I have had to drive in and on snow before. (Remind me to tell you about the time I had to do the high pass above Machynlleth in a snow-storm at night.) I am not hugely bothered by snow. My little Citroen is light and game and front-wheel drive. We bounced and clambered our way out of J's village (via one U-turn, to avoid where two other cars had become inextricably entangled with a ditch), up the little hill, down the longer hill, round the roundabout and so on, back into Cambridge to deliver first [livejournal.com profile] muninnhuginn and then ourselves to our respective homes. It was a little slippy. The drifting was a little disorienting. We coped -- and so did the large double decker bus I saw cheerfully completing its route. It was, pretty much, fine, and I am very proud of that small Citroen. My underpowered, fibre-glass girl car was light enough not to have problems with the depth of the snow, and just powerful enough not to struggle with getting going again after stops.
But it got me thinking, about driving -- which I have done a lot of in my time, and which bores me, and which, nevertheless, does not intimidate me. Snow? Black ice? Freezing fog? Enough loose water to cause vehicles to aquaplane? In the dark on a narrow mountain road with bits of rock falling off? Been there, can do that, survived to tell the tale. I drive because it's useful. I have, in the past, driven because I had to, because that car, that skill, was the one thing that let me put some distance between me and the hell of my job, that let me get to the place where I didn't feel frightened all the time. I've driven through heavy snow and gales to get home -- or to get back to where I worked, to be there to do my duty. And because I *had* to -- felt I had to -- I long ago learned that fearing bad roads and bad light and bad weather doesn't get me anywhere, I just have to do it anyway. I'm an average to mediocre driver. My only virtue -- if it is a virtue -- is that, when it comes to bad driving conditions, I grit my teeth and do the best I can. (The aquaplaning is the worst: I was okay, but I was terrified one of the cars that was aquaplaning was going to hit me.)
And I have a small light car, when it comes to Saturday. A friend who is a much better driver than me got stuck, because her car is that bit heavier and that bit more complicated. She was okay -- she got to a friend's house. But that could have been me.
And it's snowing again as I write. Tomorrow, I have to get up at Oh! My! o'clock to take the car in for a service. I guess it will be Oh! My! -30 mins, to allow for snow conditions.
And, y'know, I like snow. I really do. The light it casts at night; the way it reshapes and re-shadows the world, the way it turns angles and edges into curves and waves. Even the way, sometimes, it gets under my wheels and makes them spin.

[identity profile] themis1.livejournal.com 2012-02-10 12:16 pm (UTC)(link)
I wonder if part of the problem is that we seldom get ENOUGH snow - we get enough to obscure kerbs and road markings, enough to be a nuisance for drivers, but not enough to make it either worth while preparing (unless you have a job that requires you to be out in it in the wee small hours in the countryside) or, more to the point, enough to settle in and be 'proper' snow. My Skoda is, I discovered two years ago, too heavy for snow. I've never had a problem driving in snow before I had this car - my old Metro was fine, and every car before that. But this Skoda ... it's like driving a brick on an icy surface. It slides around on even the smallest amounts of snow, and in anything deeper grinds itself into a hole and stops. Bah! Anyway, the point I'm trying to make is that if you live in a country that gets ENOUGH snow, you can put snow tyres on your car and carry on for the several weeks/months that the snow is there. When I discovered how useless my Skoda is in snow, I investigated winter tyres, and was told that they're fine on snow, but useless if you're NOT driving on snow. Chains are great if there's lots of snow, otherwise just damage your car. And so on. I investigated all types of wrap-around tyres devices, all of which state firmly that they must be removed AS SOON AS the car is not driving on snow.

Where I live, in a nice corner of suburban Bicester, my little close leads onto a fairly narrow road that invariably has cars parked on alternate sides, causing driving along it to be a zig-zag process at the best of times. If I can get through this nightmare and get to the main road, that's sufficiently well used for the snow to be pretty much just slush for the average British snow. So tyre covers wouldn't work. If I could pick the car up and carry it round the corner ...! But the thought of trying to slide JUST SO through all those parked cars ... I'd rather stay home!

PS I love driving in fog, I used to live in Norfolk and we had real fogs there, none of these slightly misty days that people all fogs round here .

[identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/la_marquise_de_/ 2012-02-10 01:09 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm sure this is the reason. We don't have enough to make the infrastructure worth it.
Fog is good, though the fact my car is pale blue isn't the best thing for that condition!

[identity profile] saare-snowqueen.livejournal.com 2012-02-10 01:18 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm not one of those Northerners who laughs at the Brits and their snow problems. The problem is exactly what you outlined here. In Estonia, students get special classes for driving in snow and ice. We also start teaching our kids ti ski (cross country - not down hill - we ain't got no hills at all here.) at the age of eight in school. But I've seen fathers out with kids younger than that. But as you point out we have enough snow almost every winter to make these activities feasible.

And brava Kari and the brave little Citroen that could!

[identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/la_marquise_de_/ 2012-02-10 02:21 pm (UTC)(link)
It is definitely the little Citroen that can!

[identity profile] themis1.livejournal.com 2012-02-11 01:59 pm (UTC)(link)
Oddly, it was the snow in Estonia which made me realise this. I was there a few years ago on an educational jaunt (we went to Tartu for a week, travelling by coach from Tallin). The snow was compacted into a new road surface, unbroken white, and the drivers just getting on with it as if it was a normal day - which of course for them it was at that time of year. And heavens, yes, it's so *very* flat!

[identity profile] saare-snowqueen.livejournal.com 2012-02-11 02:06 pm (UTC)(link)
LOL As much as I love my country and below-sea-level-in-places little island, when I travel I look for locations that have MOUNTAINS!!!

[identity profile] cmcmck.livejournal.com 2012-02-12 12:40 pm (UTC)(link)
Having lived for some years in Belgium, tell me about flat! :o)

Getting back to Kent, which is gently rolling seemed awful like mountains after that. :o)