I can laugh about the aftermath now although it wasn't funny at the time. I was lying on the kerb with a number of broken bits and the idiot came running across shouting 'Sorry mate! Sorry mate! Didn't see you!' (didn't see a very big bike, fully faired and boxed and headlights on and me wearing a reflective belt in good light, but let that pass).

I then managed to remove the full face helmet and my hair fell free.

His response?

'Oh shit, it's a bird!'

:o)