As a cat who is consistently pegged as "bad," even when all I want is for my human to give me attention--something she promised me when she convinced me to live here--I must tell you to quit your whining.
While I agree that your actions are all Right and Necessary, you at least are not accused of being "horrid" or "rotten," or of having a "stinky personality." My human not only holds this opinion herself, she repeats it to others, simply because she thinks others will be less tolerant than she about my desire to chomp on their hands and ankles.
And when she does think I'm being Good, she demonstrates it by messing up my fur (which I spend hours getting into proper style), particularly when I am trying to sleep.
By all means, persist in your activities; it is your right as a feline. But do not hope that your humans will ever figure out the proper responses. They are stupid, monkey-like creatures, and we must take pity on them for their sad limitations. Cherish the fact that they apparently consider you the chief feline of the household, and consider that your position could be much worse.
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As a cat who is consistently pegged as "bad," even when all I want is for my human to give me attention--something she promised me when she convinced me to live here--I must tell you to quit your whining.
While I agree that your actions are all Right and Necessary, you at least are not accused of being "horrid" or "rotten," or of having a "stinky personality." My human not only holds this opinion herself, she repeats it to others, simply because she thinks others will be less tolerant than she about my desire to chomp on their hands and ankles.
And when she does think I'm being Good, she demonstrates it by messing up my fur (which I spend hours getting into proper style), particularly when I am trying to sleep.
By all means, persist in your activities; it is your right as a feline. But do not hope that your humans will ever figure out the proper responses. They are stupid, monkey-like creatures, and we must take pity on them for their sad limitations. Cherish the fact that they apparently consider you the chief feline of the household, and consider that your position could be much worse.
With respect,
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