ext_235500 ([identity profile] caffeine-fairy.livejournal.com) wrote in [personal profile] la_marquise 2011-01-05 08:29 pm (UTC)

Oo, I know, you can have my food rules, so you can flout them at your leisure.

-Food on the plate is not allowed to touch. This is particularly true of things like curry and rice.

-If you eat a mouthful of anything you must follow it with a drink to clear your mouth completely before eating another one.

-You cannot combine the following in a forkful; green vegetables and anything else, carrots and anything else, meat and root vegetables, pastry and meat, meat and egg

It's amazing, because on the outside I look like a normal person...


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