Birthday wishes

Many, many happy returns of the day to the ever-fabulous bugshaw.

Further things Horus is afraid of

The doorbell.
The window cleaner.
The marquis' feet.

Ridiculous cat.

The marquise's fashion tips in small

If you asked me, I say that I dress in quiet colours (if not conventional styles), that I am modest and wall-flowerish.
I have just realised that my wardrobe comes in three basic colours -- blue, black and bright.
Say what?

Meanwhile, I need some reassurance from my US friends that you don't really eat any of this stuff:
http://www.guardian.co.uk/lifeandstyle/wordofmouth/2010/aug/20/deep-fried-america
I mean, chocolate coated bacon...
Yes, I'm posting to avoid housework and writing. Will be good later. I promise.