Things Horus is afraid of, redux

My grey work-out trousers, but only if I'm wearing them in the garden.
My blue handbag, if carried side-on.

Blibble.

Meanwhile, in writing metrics, 1189 new words added today.
First line was: Louis Vanens was the heart of a network of poisoners, who had accomplished the death of the Duke of Savoy.

This story really in recycling a lot of very old gossip...